{"product_id":"scuffed-realtor-lawn-tee","title":"*PRE-ORDER* Scuffed Realtor Lawn Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHIS IS A PRE-ORDER, THIS SHIRT WILL NOT SHIP TO YOU FOR APPROXIMATELY 8 WEEKS.\u003c\/strong\u003e  This shirt sold out in hours, we are opening this style up for pre-order while we get more printed for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScuffed Realtor Lawn tee with original landscape rants from the original hit livestream Scuffed Realtor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFront reads:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Beautiful. It's on land. I would fuck this landscaping up real good. I would have a field day on this. I'm a brick house girl. That's 100% me baby. 10ft brick garden wall. Minimal, but not soulless. It's intentional, it's perfect. No long walks to the front door. Concrete patio, simple, good relief cuts in it. Chairs don't go on grass. The trees are the real luxury item. Every tree is lit up like a casino. That's the whole game.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOriginal photo by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/a.p.p.a.r.i.t.i.o.n\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e@a.p.p.a.r.i.t.i.o.n\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack reads:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"I own a whole house\" (I owe the bank)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLoose, drop shoulder silhouette and slightly short length for a relaxed fit. \u003c\/span\u003e5 color print on premium 100% cotton, heavyweight tee (280 gsm). \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOur best quality shirt to date.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chamonix House","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":50995431768311,"sku":"8426SRLT-S","price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":50995431801079,"sku":"8426SRLT-M","price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":50995431833847,"sku":"8426SRLT-L","price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":50995431866615,"sku":"8426SRLT-XL","price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":50995431899383,"sku":"8426SRLT-2XL","price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":50995431932151,"sku":"8426SRLT-3XL","price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0684\/2312\/3191\/files\/1_b9f41388-e9b2-4313-ad3f-8d3cd60d24e2.png?v=1785782401","url":"https:\/\/chamonixhouse.com\/products\/scuffed-realtor-lawn-tee","provider":"Chamonix House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}